DERP EN GAY
A few days later, chillin' on the internet.
Kaoru: Hey Shin.
Shinya: Hello Kaoru.
---1 hour later---
Kaoru: Kaokao gets no love y-y
Shinya: Is the great, manly Kaoru sad that I have someone who loves me, and you don't­­? How come your magical beard isn't working?­­
Kaoru: LOL I have Takabayashi. Bitch. At least I can fuck him.
Shinya: What. Ugh. That's all you men ever think about. Sex.
Kaoru: <3 Innocent whore. You think of it too.
Shinya: Hmm, Yes.
Kaoru: Admit it - You love doing the Warumono nasty with that Kyo.
Shinya: But on a normal level.
Kaoru: NORMAL - liar.
Shinya: It's only because he's dominant. And...I love him... He makes me feel happy. >///////<
Kaoru: Remember the time you served him caramel-covered apples on your ass in front of everyone? If you do that in public, I'm afraid to find out what you do in private.
Shinya: It was a moment of weakness!
Kaoru: >______> SURE IT WAS.
Shinya: It was.
Kaoru: You know how jealous I was then? At that moment?
Shinya: Jealous? Why would you have been jealous...?
Kaoru: WE WERE STILL TOGETHER THEN. In private. And you totally succumbed to him. You WHORE Shinya. Whore!
Shinya: Don't call me a whore! You have no idea how I felt! You're only thinking about yourself!! You always rejected me. You never gave me any love.. or attention. You only wanted me for sex.
Kaoru: It was HARD for you? You fucked two men in one night, and not even together but separately. AND KYO WANTS YOU FOR MORE, RIGHT? He gives you attention?
Shinya: At least Kyo treats me well. And he's a much more amazing person than you are.
Kaoru: Remember all the talks we had? The jokes we shared?
Shinya: Jokes..exactly..because EVERYTHING was a joke for you.
Kaoru: All he does is tease and fuck you.
Shinya: You don't know anything about Kyo.
Kaoru: Bullshit, I don't.
Shinya: He loves me....
Kaoru: Sure he does. He went away with GACKT. And when he came back you fucked him because he wanted you to. You didn't even resist.
Shinya: What? You're lying. He went to Kyoto. And...you don't know anything. We didn't even have sex that night.
Kaoru: Don't you remember? GACKT stole the bitch's money. KYO WAS TIED TO THE BED. And that same day you served him caramel apples off your ass.
Shinya: Those are all lies... Kyo wouldn't do that. And yes. I DID.
Kaoru: Don't get in over your head. Miyavi announced it on public television.
Shinya: Miyavi is always high off his ass.
Kaoru: You want the episode? Kyo says it himself. He's the one who told everyone.
Shinya: Let me see it then. Since Kaoru is ALWAYS right.
Kaoru: Leader-sama is always right. I can't believe you remember the magical beard, but not this. I'm ashamed of you Shinya. >.>
Shinya: I'm sorry Kaoru... I don't know why I did it. I was really hurt back then... Even though we were together, you denied our relationship. You always said how you liked boobies and women. Was I that horrible of a person to be with? Even though Kyo may have lied to me... A least he doesn't deny feelings for me. Or doing stuff for or to me. With you, you hid it.. You really MUST have been ashamed of me then, since everything had to be private...
Kaoru: Shinya. I had to hide it. I WAS MARRIED. ... I still am. But Kyo will never love you more than I did. >_>
Shinya: You cheater. All I ever did was love you.
Kaoru: I cheated for love. Kyo just fucks you mercilessly. Shinya. The times we spent together weren't just for sex. And you know it.
Shinya: Kaoru......
Kaoru: You know damn well the times you spend with Kyo are only for that. You're better off being best friends with him. He's more open to you when you're not just his sex toy.
Shinya: Then why did you leave me? And I don't wanna hear the Bullshit that it was because you were married.
Kaoru: I left because my wife got pregnant. I had to focus on the child. It's not even my child, Shinya. And I'm still married. -cough-
Shinya: I like how you're married...but sleep with men.
Kaoru: I like how Takabayashi is just my equivalent of what you are to Kyo.
Shinya: What?
Kaoru: My fuck. He's my fuck. You're Kyo's fuck.
Shinya" I am not Kyo's fuck, or sex toy.
Kaoru: You know you are. Don't lie. I know you read Haiiro no Ginka. Volume 50. Kyo answered to a question that asked him about love. And he said he didn't know how he felt about it. He laughed. Knowing that, tell me you still believe you're not more than his fuck. Tell me without lying. And I know you know I can tell when you lie.
Shinya: Kaoru.. I am sorry but Kyo makes me feel alive.
Kaoru: During the moment, maybe.
Shinya: Kaoru...­­ Listen­...­ For me...I do love Kyo....I love him as a person, and as a friend...I'm not Saying that he isn't amazing in a relationship...but, when we are together...the little things that he does...they make me so, so happy. It makes me FEEL that I am loved. Even if it may be a lie,­­ Kaoru. What I am trying to say is­­...... I still love you­­, and I always will. ­­ But, I am looking for more...I don't want you to deny anything...I want you to be open with me...­­ I want you..­­ again­­.
Kaoru: Ah, Shinya. I've been waiting so long to hear you say that. I can be open with you..
My wife's a bukkake whore. All she does is have sex with other men. It's so vulgar. I'd leave her in a second. The kids aren't even mine. I can support them though, God knows I'm rich enough. I'm sorry I wasn't ready for it before.. Looks like even Leader-sama has to mature in many ways. ..Hey Shin? Remember? You gave me that nickname. ^^
Shinya: Then leave her Kaoru!­­ Why are you with her­­? I'll admit it­­....Kyo is only fucking me...I basically only used him as a way to forget about all the pain I was feeling when you left me­­.
Kaoru: Actually..I'm in the process of a divorce. It was postponed because of the earthquake. I just haven't told anyone about it yet. Neither has she. I'm only with her because I thought the kid was mine. Then she had another. And by then I knew they weren't.That's the only reason I have Takabayashi. I should just talk to him.. Toshiya wants him and Takabayashi feels it's wrong to be un-exclusive to me. What a dream he's in.
Shinya: And you call ME a whore?
Kaoru: HEY At least I never fucked my wife.
Shinya: Listen. Call me clingy or obsessive... but. Kaoru. I don't want anyone to have you.
Kaoru: Awwwh, Shin! No one else will. Not from this point on.
Shinya: I want you to hold me, and talk to me like you always did. I want you to love me.
Kaoru: I already do.
Shinya: I don't say know what to say.
Kaoru: I noticed. You don't have say anything.
Shinya: ...
Kaoru: What?
Shinya: I love you so much it hurts.
Kaoru: I love you too, Shin.
Shinya: Leader-sama~ Anata ga hoshii.
Kaoru: Then kiss me.
Shinya: Where?
Kaoru: Where do you want to kiss me?
Shinya: Anywhere. No. EVERYWHERE.
Kaoru: Funny thing. I want to do the same thing to you. And lick. And nibble. And maybe even bite.
Shinya: So then... Go ahead.
Kaoru: You sure about that? So soon. It seems not an hour ago we avoided each other.
Shinya: You're right. Plus, I am still with Kyo.....
Kaoru: ...and I with Takabayashi...
Shinya: What should we do?
Kaoru: Well... Technically speaking... We've been waiting years. >_> Screw it Shin, I'm coming over. I want you.
Shinya: Wait! Miyu is awake. What if she hears us?
Kaoru: She can bark all she wants. It won't stop me from devouring you.
Shinya: Kaoru. I hope that you don't just want to fuck me and then leave. I want ALL of you. Exclusively. Me and you.
Kaoru: Shinya. I already promised you that. And if you want me to do it again, I will. A hundred thousand times. The number of Googolplex. Even more. And I swear on my middle finger, ot my pinky. Because if I break the promise, I'm fucked.
Shinya: You'll be fucked by me.
Kaoru: Hahaha, if you wanna be a top for a night.
Shinya: But, There is NO WAY I can dominate you.
Kaoru: Rawr. You're right about that part. I'm pretty dominating.. But I know you like it. Unless your preferences have changed over the years Shin-Shin?
Shinya: Preferences? What do you mean?
Kaoru: Being dominated. That's why you chose Kyo, isn't it?
Shinya: Uuum. I just found out from a little birdy... You've had sex with everyone. Except Die. Now, Kaoru... You tell me that I'm not just something you can fuck!
Kaoru: I have.. Even your drum tech, Kenji.
Shinya: And to think I loved you...why? You're just going to leave or cheat on me again. Fucking bastard manwhore.
Kaoru: If I wanted just something to fuck, I'd stay with Takabayashi. He loves to scream my name and never gets tired. Or I'd get Toshiya when he was intoxicated. Maybe even Kyo if he were bored and horny. If I didn't love you, Shinya, I wouldn't have begun filing a divorce with my even-more-whorier-than-me wife with a plan to propose to you the moment Kyo dropped you in the dust. And I never cheated on you. That's one thing you can't accuse me of. I cheated with you, but NEVER, ever would I cheat on you. You should know by now, I love you Shinya.
Shinya: You love me, eh?­­ Well... then­­...Then let me be the only man that you fuck! Or make to love or anything...! When you're horny...come to me...not to anyone else. I love you, Kaoru­. And W-what­?­ Propose?­­
Kaoru: Yeah Shin. I want you to marry me. Is that a big enough promise for you?
I don't care if no one else will recognize it as legal. I'll recognize it to be true. And as long as you will too, that's all that matters to me.
Shinya: I would love to marry you, Kaoru..but, you see, the thing is..Kyo proposed to me, too­­. And he did OFFICIALLY. Like..got down on one knee­­. You're just telling me­­.
Kaoru: I'm not in front of you. If I were, I would have done it already. I thought you would appreciate that class more than an online proposal. Even so, How can you tell me you'd love to marry me when you're comparing this with Kyo's proposal? I can't force you into anything, but you'll have to make a choice and get out of the love triangle. I know how to rid myself of other relationships and make myself utterly exclusive to you, but is your fear that I can't coming from the fact that you might not be strong enough to break off with Kyo and do the same for me?
Shinya: I will make a choice. You're just being so cocky! Like you're all perfect. And you're not.
Kaoru: I never said I was perfect Shin. We all have our flaws.
Shinya: I know. .... I am sorry for everything Kaoru. I am sorry that you got jealous. I am sorry for loving you...
Kaoru: I'm sorry for giving you an ultimatum but what else am I supposed to do? I love you. You need to make your decisions to make your life the way you want it to be...I'm sorry that you're sorry for loving me. I'll never be sorry for loving you.
Shinya: ...
Kaoru: ...If I give you an extravagant proposal, will it up my chances of you choosing me? >//////>
Shinya: Extravagent?
Kaoru: Movie-scene extravagant. I'd go all out for you.
Shinya: Just for me?
Kaoru: Only for you.
Shinya: Just for me? Let me hear you say it Kaoru! The words that I want to hear... That I've ALWAYS wanted to hear.
Kaoru: Shinya. How much more can I tell you the same thing over and over before you get it? <b> I want you, and only you, exclusively, always and forever. </b>
Shinya: OH FUCK ME KAORU! Fuck me until your cum runs out.
Kaoru: But Shinyaaaaaa. It'll never run out for you. You want me to just endlessly fuck you forever? I might break you.
Shinya: OH YES. I don't care.
Kaoru: Then let me break you. Forever and always.
Later That Evening...
Kyo: Toshiya... is Daisuke making you drunk again? You remember what happened when Kaoru agreed to drink with him, don't you?
Toshiya: Yes. I do remember. Why are you telling me this Kyo?
Kyo: See.. You know how Shinya and I are besties right? >.> ...He told me he had seen you drunk recently.
Toshiya: Oh... Yea. What about it.
Kyo: Stop drinking with Daisuke, that man is insane, all over girls and all of it is not even published!
Toshiya: Okay. But wait. Who are YOU to tell ME what to do, Kyo? Like you're any better.....You fucking dated a 15 year old when you were 29!
Kyo: Toshiya, shut up, you know DAMN well drinking with Die is a bad idea. SHE WAS A WHORE, just a fuckin' race queen. You'd know that, you fucked her too. Die's a 34 year old male. >_________>
Toshiya: Phssshhh....you're telling me to shut up simply because you're ashamed...And yes I DID Fuck her...but that''s only because she was an easy slut and didn't even want you. I can drink with whoever I want, bigshot. Oh yeah..and for the record...I'm totally fucking Shinya.
Kyo: Shut up. I'm going to shave your head again when you pass out in the studio.
Toshiya: omg. Why? You're just afraid of the truth.
Kyo: The truth hurts me ;_;
Toshiya: Yes. It does.
Kyo: Exactly. So shut your drunk ass up.
Toshiya: Ugghhhh, Kyooo. I love you as a brother man. *crying*
Kyo: Go pass out.
Toshiya: Okayyyyyyyyyy.
Kyo: Awake too long you are.
Toshiya: Gimmeee. KISUUUUU. Bye Kyooooo. I'ma go pass out now.
Kyo: PISSU
Toshiya: I still want Shinny. But oh well. Bye.
Kyo: Can't have him, he's mine.
Toshiya: Okay.
One day on the interwebs..
Shinya: You're online. Shinya doesn't suck.
Kyo: Lies. You suck Kyo.
Shinya: *bites lip*
Kyo: With caramel covered apples served off of your ass.
Shinya: Kyo.. shhh. No one else knows.
Kyo: ;D
Shinya: You kinky freak.
Kyo: You got it babee.
Shinya: ;P
Kyo: You too babe. ;P
Shinya: Oh yess. But, don't tell Toshiya. He tried passing a move the other day. :\
Kyo: Kinky freak, he's totally avoiding his sexuality.
Shinya: I know. But, he's trying to claim me. T_T
Kyo: I'm sorry babyyy.
Shinya: He says that he is better in bed.
Kyo: ..I'll take care of him.
Shinya: Thaank you. I love you.
Kyo: I love you too babe <3
Shinya: heheh. Stop it.
Kyo: Meow. Never. You're my Tina-chan.
Shinya: Kyo.. I like it when you talk dirty.
Kyo: Rawr.
Shinya: Heh. :) <///>
Shinya: Warumono...I need attention. I'm thirsty for you.
Kyo: You can have my attention in the bunk beds on the tour bus all the time.. The fans need some now.
Shinya: Okay~~ Wow. Kyo...giving fans attention.. You're changing baby. :)
Kyo: Shutup. >->
Shinya: heh. ... I WANT YOU SOO BAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Kyo: Too bad.
Shinya: T_T So you give attention to the fans. But not to me. Kyo we barely see each other anymore. It's like I don't know you. Where's the Kyo that I know?
Kyo: We see each other in the studio, dummy. I'll fuck you until you can't take it anymore, I promise. Just not right now. Later, just wait for me. Just be clean for me, and you'll get everything you've been waiting for and more.
Shinya: AH! I'm already clean, Kyo. And you know that, you're the only man thsat's ever bee inside of me. >//////>
Kyo: I know that. Once you go Waru you never go back.
Shinya: ..You just fluster meee.
Kyo: I know, I'm just that good.
Shinya: hehe. Yes you are.
Kyo: We will do the jiggy soon.
Shinya: Okayyyyyyyy hehehehehe.